'HOLY BALLS.'

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Hiiii. I'm sorry I've yet to update on this subject yet, but since I just missed my bus I figured now is a good time to type this shiz up. c:
(EDIT: I ended up not finishing it before I had to leave, sooo, a lot of this was typed just now.)

So, Saturday, I went on a super-legit date with :iconjasminepetals:. It was AWESOME. :U

I had spent the night at :icontecydei:'s house the night before. I had a wicked sore throat and her dear mother cured me of it by Saturday afternoon. :3 I love her mom. I slept most of that day because of my medicine, but she woke me up at four to straighten my hair. I did my makeup while watching The Roast of David Hasselhoff. God that was funny. :U I was out of the house around 5:30, when I was picked up by my girlfriend...'s stepdad. :U BUT SHE opened the door for me. And sat in the back with me. I can't wait till she gets her driver's license, but since she didn't have to watch the road we got to pay attention to each other. She complimented the makeup Macy did for me.. but I had done it. I'm okay at makeup sometimes. c: And the glitter eyeshadow sorta makes it all look nice on its own.

WEEEEE went straight to the mall. First thing was first: she had to look for some clothes. We swung by Cato and went in for not even two minutes before she said, "I don't see anything. Let's go," and we left. I'm glad she hates clothes shopping as much as I do. We walked into JC Penny and looked at all the dresses with, like, no contemplation before deciding there was nothing there, either, and jetting. Now that business was done, we were free to do what we liked. We had a lot of spare time (our movie started at 7:40 or something) so we visited Earthbound, a cool trade store, and looked at neat rocks and stones and the hermit crabs! c: I love hermies. A lot of the big shells are for show, but one of them actually contained a huge-ass hermit crab. Jazzy picked it up and I saw it in its huge glory, its beady eyes staring at me and its big claw open like, "eff you." I accidentally said, "HOLY BALLS" really, really loud... and some guy who was looking at the hermit crabs, too, chucked amusedly. I was kind of embarrassed. Hahaha. In the back of Earthbound, we played around with the practice swords for a second. We suck. We didn't buy anything at Earthbound. Looking is fine.

We had a lot of time to burn... We went to Casa Olé to eat. I had eaten almost a whole pack of bacon and a slice of cheese deep dish pizza earlier that day, so I wasn't really all that hungry... But I knew I'd eat queso and chips. :B We walked into the kind of not-so-densely populated restaurant. The lady at the counter had a very heavy Mexican accent and she was kind of hard to understand. She complimented Jazzy's shirt, and asked her if she got it from Bealls or Dillards. It was very, very hard to understand and Jazzy didn't understand a word of it. She looked at me awkwardly and I just stared at her like, "answer herrr...." And she asked her to repeat herself. The lady repeated herself, like, two or three times before I said, "She asked if you got it at Bealls or Dillards..." Jazzy, embarrassed, shot up and said, "Oh..! Uh... Cato..." I was amused. On our way to our little table, she was talking about how embarrassed she was, blushing furiously and covering her face slightly. It was cute. She said she wouldn't put that in her journal. :U I said I would.
THANKFULLY our waiter spoke plain English. We both got cherry Cokes, and I asked for extra cherries. He neglected to heed to that order. :C Sadddd...... Jazzy began loading some of her three cherries on top of my coke and I was like, "NO! :CC" She ate two of hers and refused to accept her third one, so we split it. Yes. We split a cherry. Anyway, I was happy when we got our large queso. =w= Mmm. She got a Laredo, the main part being an enchilada, some beans and some rice. I told her to spoon some of the queso onto each thing. UNLIKE HER MOM WHO REFUSES TO TRY NEW THINGS, she did so. She liked it (or at least said she did). Mixed her queso refried beans and queso rice together. Nomnomnom. Dinner was great. During our meal, workers filed in to set chairs next to the table right near ours.. getting ready for a party... :C Our waiter asked if we wanted to move because it was right in our grill, and Jazzy asked me for approval. I said I didn't care. So she said, "No, we're fine." The man gave her an amused smile and said, "Okay... okay," before slinking off like a creeper.
Throughout dinner, I was tempted to say to our waiter, "Hey.. It's her birthday." It really.. wasn't.. but... it would have been funny for the whole staff to come in singing the happy birthday song with all the Mexican foods. Hahaha. But I didn't. Save for embarrassing myself because I'd also be at the table. =w= I thought of doing it for the free dessert involved, but decided against it...

We had plenty of time after Casa Olé to go to Candy Craze and get some caaandeehhh. :U She got her favorite Jelly Bellys, popcorn flavor (ewww) and some of what I thought was my favorite. It really wasn't. :C My favorite were the light blues. Dangit. OH WELL, they were okay. And she got white chocolate chips, chocolate-covered almonds, chocolate-covered raisins, and chocolate-covered cashews. And we got a few truffles. Nomnomnom. OH, and this gross thing called a Cow Tale. It was caramel with vanilla cream in the center. We sat down on a bench by the theater to eat these things. We ended up trashing the Cow Tale after eating the vanilla out of it, and ate other candy food things before going to buy our ticket. I told her about how The Last Exorcism has a bad ending, and that's what we were gonna go see... She kinda didn't wanna see it... We wanted to see Devil. But we missed it by, like, twenty minutes.. :T So we went ahead and went to Last Exorcism to see just how bad the ending was. We got the theater in the very back. It was tiny and no one was in there. We WERE really early... But we were alone, goofing off forEVER. Eventually some creepy guy came in and just.. stood there.. for a while. It was odd. But I think he was waiting for someone. Soooo, there were like, three other couples in there by the time the movie started. And they left some of the lights on for the movie. :C It was stupid. A little less than legit.. but still.. we got into the movie. I don't wanna spoil it for anyone who wants to see it, but... well.. the movie was great, but the movie.. just had so much potential and they just CRUSHED it with that stupid ENDING. AGGH.
*SPOILERS :U*
Favorite part: Logan.
Least favorite part: When she kills the white cat with the camera. "Here, kitty kitty kitty..." ;A;
*/SPOILERS :U*
Okay. :U That ending was balls, but, still, it was fun talking about how it SHOULD have ended. We sat together outside the mall by this poky bush thing... waiting to be picked up. Her mom and stepdad picked us up and we talked about the movie and stuff on the way home some more. :U

THEN WE WERE HOME.

...AND THAT'S AS MUCH AS I'M SHARING WITH DEVIANTART. I gotta go entertain Jazzy now, who is currently.. my guest... I'm housing her for the night. Long story.

:U BAIIIIIIIII.
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Puga-Caput's avatar
Superlegitdate?

Like, you two are a couple now?


Anyway holy smack sounds like a fracktastic day.

EVERYONE has said that about the movie.Gosh darnit I need to see that sucker for myself.